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Heaven LeAnn. 23. Virgo. Writer. Aspiring to become a Chef. Lover of Love


twitter.com/HeavenLeAnn:

    verily-thor:

    christineismychapel:

    poehlerfey:

    YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

    Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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    (via l3ltch)

    — 13 hours ago with 283919 notes
    Anonymous asked: Saying, "boys are dumb" is as just insulting and inadequate as saying, "girls are dumb." #itgoesbothways


    Answer:

    shoutitoutyeahstyles:

    — 1 day ago with 13 notes

    The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

    I don’t care.

    (Source: felixdawkins, via shoutitoutyeahstyles)

    — 1 day ago with 36917 notes

    teppelin:

    i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

    (via meowmanda)

    — 1 day ago with 707184 notes

    spirit-ofthe-trees:

    thenorthwestexplorer:

    Wildflowers and Waterfalls on the Mountain

    Location: Elk Meadows - Mt Hood Wilderness, OR

    Date: August 9th, 2014

    celestialnative

    (via meowmanda)

    — 1 day ago with 12687 notes

    vinegod:

    "Can’t believe they shot me" 🍩 by Alphonso McAuley

    — 1 day ago with 2357 notes

    vinegod:

    Best impression of a white boy by Carter Reynolds

    (via vinegod)

    — 1 day ago with 19888 notes

    vinegod:

    When a sex scene comes on with your parents #anyexcusetoleave by The Gabbie Show

    — 1 day ago with 1427 notes
    lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

    lacigreen:

    WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

    (via ginoisonajourney)

    — 1 day ago with 57836 notes
    Anonymous asked: top six ways to insult boys


    Answer:

    seemsimfullofrage:

    farandolae:

    baphomeme:

    1. purposefully forget their names
    2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
    3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
    4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
    5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
    6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

    the boy tears in the notes are amazing

    Ahaha

    — 1 day ago with 168184 notes