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Heaven LeAnn. 23. Virgo. Writer. Aspiring to become a Chef. Lover of Love


twitter.com/HeavenLeAnn:

    ttc-babybear:

    cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

    stephluvvsyou:

    tigerhazard:

    jamdoughnutmagician:

    there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

    i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

    did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

    This may be the most hilarious list ever.

    "am I old enough to walk"

    *snort* “cool jorkes” “collapsed lung home remedy”

    I lost my shit at “am I pregnant with babies” then I regained my self control after writhing on the floor cry laughing for a minute and lost it again at “bible dible doo” and then I read the rest through tears until I got to “can babies be born holding a taco”

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    Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

    (Source: sandandglass, via kirstenreneebang)

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    chocolate-and-snowflakes:

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

    chocolate-and-snowflakes:

    lunacalypso:

    "My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

    (via kirstenreneebang)

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    misssuzyvalentine:

    edgysatsuma:

    fozmeadows:

    whataboutthemenses:

    blackamazon:

    facebooksexism:

    breewriteswords:

    pleatedjeans:

    The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

    Hazel McCallion, everbody.

    92 years old,

    34 years in office,

    $0 in debt

    $700 million in reserve

    Eight prime ministers

    One truck.

    But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

    Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

    • supports a Palestinian state
    • supports Aids CHarities
    • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
    • nick named Hurricane Hazel
    • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

    I will always reblog this lady.

    This woman is officially my new hero.

    In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

    New hero in life. 

    (via kirstenreneebang)

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    meowgon:

    kinginthewest:

    it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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    like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

    they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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    (via l3ltch)

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    aliewa:

    livsnerven:

    lornrocks:

    vonmunsterr:

    some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

    I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

    SHE IS PERFECT

    As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

    (Source: whorshipment, via blizzardsurprise)

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    #kat dennings  #perfection 

    ahsadler:

    phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

    bangtidyniall:

    I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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    RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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    FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    IT’S STARTED

    IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

    (Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via ernest-lancaster)

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    kobetyrant:

    when no one in your house got lotion

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    necrophilofthefuture:

    when girls say “i was born in the wrong decade!!” “i belong in the 20’s!!!” “i wish guys were still old fashioned gentlemen!”

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    are u sure about that 

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    weelilyjean:

    super-who-locked-in:

    elenilote:

    kateordie:

    I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

    WHERE CAN I GET THIS

    drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

    this is crazy

    (Source: kashimiru, via madselfiegame)

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    sevvey6:

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

europeans

    sevvey6:

    maddehhey:

    oprahsmom:

    toocooltobehipster:

    how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

    this was taken in February

    americans

    europeans

    (Source: memewhore, via kearanj)

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    the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

    the-study-of-wumbo:

    stereolights:

    It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

    maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

    (via l3ltch)

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    neoamericana:

    cutely-perverted:

    vagisodium:

    I will never not find this funny

    😭😂

    I die everytime.

    (Source: femburton, via brandonu22)

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